awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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