I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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