Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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