I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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