Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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