Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
This is my gift to your gina
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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