oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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