Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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