so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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