i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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