Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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