Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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