Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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