12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
do herpes really smell.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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