I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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