I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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