So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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