I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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