honey bunches of taint.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I want her autograph on my taint
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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