Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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