i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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