gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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