I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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