rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I've blown a few things in my day
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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