We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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