I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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