another moral hangover. fuck.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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