I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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