god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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