Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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