i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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