Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i think i have herpe
just one?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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