we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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