she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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