I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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