that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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