how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Randomize
