we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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