He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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