Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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