Don't you send me to vm
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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