Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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