I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I think people are normalizing furries
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Randomize
