handjob tips. give me some.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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