And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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