She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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