sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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