she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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