But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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