eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
